Vista update: simply stupid and now updated.

After much nerding about the net and in relation to my previous post today which can be found here I've done a little more digging for those who would care to read on. Before I waffle inanely I must point out that this update is NOT ESSENTIAL unlike Vista says and can quiet happily be uninstalled. If the update fails don't bother to install it. Read on to find out why.

From what I can glean the Windows update KB955020 is only to replace 5 stupid words in the English dictionary. To recap to people who cant be arsed to read my previous post I was forced to wait for a 56.3 MB "Important" Update to be downloaded from Windows Update before I could use my own computer.

All the update did was to include 5 words into the dictionary used by a variety of programs within Windows. These words are:
1.Friendster
2.Klum
3.Nazr
4.Obama
5.Racicot

After a little investigation I discovered some startling facts.

1. Friendster is a leading global social network emphasizing genuine friendships and the discovery of new people through friends.
2. Klum of course refers to hot babe and supermodel Heidi Klum.
3. Nazr Tahiru Mohammed (first name pronounced NAH-Zi) born September 5, 1977, in Chicago, Illinois is an American professional basketball player with the NBA's Charlotte Bobcats.
4. Barack Hussein Obama II is the junior United States Senator. He is the presumptive nominee of the Democratic Party in the 2008 presidential election and the first African American to be a major party's presumptive nominee for President of the United States.
5 .Marc F. Racicot is a U.S. politician and lobbyist and member of the Republican Party.

This all leads me to firmly believe, and I repeat firmly to believe, that Heidi Klum has shagged all three of these blokes and has bragged about it on Friendster.
If you dont believe me look what else I found.

http://profiles.friendster.com/74479985

I reckon she also bedded Bill Gates and he tried to fix the spelling errors in an attempt to win her back, but as usual the Windows fix (KB955020), failed to deliver.

Its so obvious when you look closer eh?

Vista update: simply stupid.

Bill Gates is seen here having a chuckle. Yes no doubt he is and probably at my expense as I was forced to wait for a 56.3 MB "Important" Update to be downloaded from Windows Update before I could use my own computer.

If I set Windows Update to allow me to review "high-priority updates" before downloading, then Windows Live OneCare (which I have now ditched) showed my computer to be "At Risk," turned the Windows Live OneCare icon to bright red, and prompted me that my computer "May be at risk from Internet threats". And if I did set Windows Update to automatically download and install "important" updates, I was forced to wait until a 56.3 MB "Important" update such as KB955020 (which adds a massive five words to the English dictionary) before I was able to simply start and use my own computer. For those with any remote interest can find the Microsoft article here at http://support.microsoft.com/kb/955020 which explains nothing why this should be a priority update that is so vital and important to mankind.

Can anyone explain to me why this 56.3 MB containing the hugely popular five words:
1.Friendster
2.Klum
3.Nazr
4.Obama
5.Racicot
- from Windows Update is considered important enough to deny me the use of my own computer until it completes?

Edit: You can follow up some revealing stuff about this here.

Stupid dumb arsed criminals take note...

Why is it that on these shows these 'crims' always run away from police helicopters into an open field or woodland areas when jumping out of stolen cars or attempt to hide under trees or in ditches? The answer is they are thick. It's idiotic. The helicopter chasing them has infra red detectors that pick up heat signatures. You'd think by now after the amount of series this program has had, they would of realised by now.

An easy solution is to peg it to a shopping center and lose themselves in a crowd full of fat sweaty people.

YAY! First post - Arrgh! Its started already..

As the title suggests, yes - this is the first post in this blog, or rant, or whatever you want to call it and yet, by way of a demonstration of what this blog will contain, I've already broken the fundamental rule to which I am now going to rant at myself and every other numpty out there who does it.

People who do this (like myself in this post - and for the record I shall be carrying out my method of punishment later) should be smote fiercely with a stout stick and set adrift in an open boat. Why do people do this? I see it often on forums in new topics, blog comments, chatboxes, etc, and I think to myself 'For the love of God, why can't these *insert swear word here* people come up with something less *insert swear word here* stupid.

I guess they sit at their computer staring at the screen without a clue in the world about what to write, smoking endless cigarettes whilst trying to think of something witty and enlightening. The complete opening comment to astound all other readers into submission and generally make everyone think that Dixie_Bimbo_Gurl123 or whatever your stupid login name may be, is really and truthfully, a very bright clever person with a lot to offer to the masses.

Then, my dear reader, what do you expect they type??

"YAY! I got first post!!"

Aargh! You bloody moron! etc.

... Oh I'm am speechless, open mouthed and in awe of your writings. Oh how I wish I could think up that little gem. My life, such as it is, will never be the same again. I am humbled to be reading your words.

Now *insert swear word here* off.